Cis white male, whos sexist, homophobic, racist, supports fox hunting and is a conservative. (3 of those things are a lie)
No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
Zac Efron & Bear Grylls touch each other on Running Wild
I thought this was gay porn
my mom applied for a job online and instead of sending her resume she sent an audio file of a fidlar song
sHE GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD